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12 May 2009 @ 08:16 pm
Hello to all!  

Ok! So imagine this! Two Naruto characters work at Mcdonalds on the late shift; open till midnight. One's in the back flippin burgers and frying french fries while the other's in the front patiently waiting for costumers. No one's come around since 9:30 pm while there's obvious sexual tension and strong want between the two. All alone the night is silent while a certain character is dreaming about being bent over the greeting counter by the certain character flippin burgers in the back as he gives him/her the service of a life time. 

Tell me people! Who are those characters???
misdemeanor fuck up: DUDE SOLID SNAKEsurmise on May 13th, 2009 12:55 am (UTC)
I'm going to be shameless and say Chouji&Ino. >__>
Sapphire Lunasapphireluna on May 13th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
bah...it's probably Naruto and Sasuke. It's always about NaruSasu...
Hadeer: Naru-chan and Saku-chansakuraberries on May 13th, 2009 01:04 am (UTC)
I thought of Kakashi and Sakura for some reason...but I guess it could also be Naruto and Sasuke.
geekgirl62 on May 13th, 2009 12:50 pm (UTC)
burger flippers
I second both your choices. Kakashi would have to be the manager in my mind.
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pampam20pampam93 on May 13th, 2009 01:51 am (UTC)
Lol well I'm not going to deny that I am one but thank you for responding!
demondreamsdemondreams on May 13th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
cashier Sasuke and burger flippin Naruto?

although I suddenly had a mental image of burger flippin Zabuza in a McDonald's outfit which just makes me laugh my ass off
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charlie ϟlibraire on May 13th, 2009 01:44 am (UTC)
I'm going to say Naruto and Sasuke only because they already have a lot of tension, and it wouldn't take much for it to turn into UST :|
just call me Cappy =)phreakyfish on May 13th, 2009 01:47 am (UTC)
I'm imagining Shikamaru/Ino ... mostly because I have a very vivid mental image of Shika nonchalantly flipping burgers for some reason ... XD
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THIEMANthieman on May 13th, 2009 01:53 am (UTC)
Even though I find this pairing weird, I can totally imagine Itachi and Kisame flipping the burgers!
demondreamsdemondreams on May 13th, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)
That's awesome hahaha XD
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addictedtoramenaddictedtoramen on May 13th, 2009 04:01 am (UTC)
im a major kibanaru shipper!
plus kiba as a smart as cashier?
perfect and i can just picture naruto throwing french fries at him or something
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katherine: SASUKE; Monsieur Roarymiserymarmalade on May 13th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
Kabuto flipping burgers, Shizune at the register.

oh yeeeaaaah
ladygizarme: Naru x Shikaladygizarme on May 13th, 2009 04:45 am (UTC)
Seconding phreakyfish's comment about vividly seeing Shikamaru flipping burgers...

...but Naruto at the counter. >.>
stacylilly: naruto-sagemodesmashstacylilly on May 15th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
...do my eyes fool me? Another LIVING ShikaNaru shipper?

I thought we were all extinct like dodo birds and Itachi!
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wine_n_tearswine_n_tears on May 13th, 2009 05:56 pm (UTC)
yo, seconded... I so can see Hidan scaring away all potential customers >.>
Ywain (the bastard) Penbrydd: genmaproudcockatrice on May 13th, 2009 05:20 am (UTC)
I'm totally weirded out that nobody's said Izumo and Kotetsu, yet... It would totally be Kotetsu flipping burgers and bitching about not having gotten laid in weeks, while Izumo's getting white knuckles, gripping the counter so he doesn't say anything totally untoward.
Katsu: Naruto: Kakashi likes ur shenanigansnekokatsu on May 13th, 2009 10:40 am (UTC)
Hot damn, you are totally right. :o
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erisabesu: DANGER hot bum sexerisabesu on May 13th, 2009 08:28 am (UTC)
Maybe not McDonalds, but... ^^
I'm thinking Asuma, running the late shift so he can smoke while working that hot grille, ashing right on the floor. Every so often he twirls the spatula, just for something to do, sleeves rolled up past the elbow, and apron folded down in half and then tied off-center to make a statement.

Shikamaru's watching, of course, leaning his elbow on the cash register and chewing on a straw, rolling it over his tongue while Asuma's bare forearms flex and release, flex and release.

Asuma pretends not to notice, tapping the fry-basket against the rack, scratching the stubble under his beard. He's hungry, but not for anything served at this grease pit; his appetite is for one thing only, that naked stretch of skin between the collar of Shikamaru's t-shirt and where his dark hair climbs up into a messy ponytail. He could gnaw there for hours, holding Shikamaru down against the counter... Fuck. He's gotta ease the tension somehow, or go crazy from the quiet.

"Hey. Get me a coke."

Shikamaru rolls his eyes, and plods to the soda fountain like it's some huge inconvenience. "Ice?"


Shikamaru sighs, and scoops the ice to the rim, then presses the button and lets the soda foam over the top, settle, and foam once more.

Asuma turns off the fryer and sets the basket up so the fries will drain, as Shikamaru comes around the corner.

"Here's your damn Coke." Shikamaru holds it out.

Asuma reaches for it and somehow they fumble the hand off--the super sized cup tips over and splashes all down Shikamaru's front, ice and soda crashing on the floor around their feet along with a tidal wave of curses.

"Fuck, me!" Shikamaru yanks his apron over his head, his t-shirt saturated and dark with ice-cold soda, and his tightened nipples visible under the lightweight fabric.

Asuma grabs a towel from beside the grill, but as he offers it he slips on the ice, pulling Shikamaru down with him into a wet tangle of limbs. And then, well...

Shikamaru's strategy probably worked, even if the floor was sticky and cold, and Asuma had sworn when he took this job never to get involved with one of his employees.

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Re: Maybe not McDonalds, but... ^^ - erisabesu on May 13th, 2009 11:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Maybe not McDonalds, but... ^^ - geekgirl62 on May 13th, 2009 06:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Maybe not McDonalds, but... ^^ - geekgirl62 on May 13th, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Maybe not McDonalds, but... ^^ - erisabesu on May 13th, 2009 11:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Maybe not McDonalds, but... ^^ - stacylilly on May 15th, 2009 01:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Maybe not McDonalds, but... ^^ - sanee_ftw on May 13th, 2009 10:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Maybe not McDonalds, but... ^^ - erisabesu on May 13th, 2009 11:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)